A6 Project

Here's a Shakespearean version of "Call Me Maybe." My rendition is called "Kill Me Maybe," based on Hamlet.

Lyrics:

I feel like crap, I’m not well  

Don’t ask me, can’t you tell
That I’m depressed as hell,
So get out of my way

He traded my dad for a wish

Ophelia, blow me a kiss

You know you want some of this
But now you're in my way

Laertes was holdin’

A sword and we were duelin’

Hot words, blood was flowin’

Didn’t mean to kill his daddy

Hey, he’s my uncle,
And this is crazy,
But he killed my father,
So kill me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you Mommy,
Since you married that scum,
So kill me, maybe?

Hey, I just slept with you,
And this is crazy,
But you broke it off,
So kill me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
Even my own friends,
So kill me, maybe?

You took your time with the kill

I took time summoning will

You got away with it all,
But I’m still in your way

I lie and fake what I feel
My insanity’s real
You act like it’s a big deal
I must be in your way

This kingdom’s rotten
They’ve really forgotten
That my mom’s a dirty sinner

Am I no longer her baby?

Hey, you’re my uncle,
And this is crazy,
But you killed my father,
So kill me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you Mommy,
Since you married that scum,
So kill me, maybe?

Hey, I just slept with you,
And this is crazy,
But you broke it off,
So kill me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
Even my own friends,
So kill me, maybe?

Before I hated my own life
I wasn’t so bad
I wasn’t so bad

I didn’t feel so bad

Before I hated my own life
I wasn’t so bad
I wasn’t so bad

I didn’t feel so bad

Hey, you’re my uncle,
And this is crazy,
But you killed my father,
So kill me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you Mommy,
Since you married that scum,
So kill me, maybe?

Hey, I just slept with you,
And this is crazy,
But you broke it off,
So kill me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
Even my own friends,
So kill me, maybe?

Before I hated my own life
I wasn’t so bad
I wasn’t so bad

I didn’t feel so bad

Before I hated my own life

I wasn’t so bad

And you should know that

So kill me, maybe?

The song & video (mostly just my face) should be uploaded....On Youtube!! Here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxOxEoOz5W8